Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Minivans.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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There was a face off at centre ice.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.