Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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An Easter bunnet!

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You just put your lips together and whistle

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!