How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.