How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What's the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips