How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.