Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains