Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains