John F. Kennedy Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent