Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.