2 Million Jokes

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.