What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.