What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"