How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.