How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

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An arm and a leg.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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Shoot her again.

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A lumberjack.

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Automobile.

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Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"