How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.