How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.