How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"