How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.