Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.