Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.