Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.