Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks