Bill Nye Jokes

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.