Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.