Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.