What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.