Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Previous Random Joke Next

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

8 10 Cat Jokes More 8 10 Cat Jokes

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !