Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What do you call 8 rabbits?

a rabbyte

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !