Buff Jokes

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Dock Tok Presents…The Good, the Dad, and the Punny: Jokes from the Water’s Edge

Paperback

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit