Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit