Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit