Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit