How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit