How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit