How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.