Cement Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.