What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.