What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.