How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !