How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part