What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.