What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.