What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.