Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat