How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.