How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat