What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.