What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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How much wine can a cat drink?

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.