What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.