What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat