What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat