Evil Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.