What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.