What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.