What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.