What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What is the Rancor's favorite candy?

Jawa breakers.