Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac