Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross