Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.