Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.