Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!