Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!