Happy Halloween Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.