Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)