Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!