Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)