What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.