What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!