Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...