What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)