What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop