Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.