Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!