Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.