What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"