What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"