What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"