Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives