What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.