What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.