Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.