Little People Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.